"Can it, moron. Simple questions get simple answers. If I were you, I'd tape my mouth shut to keep the pile of dumb crap from pouring out. " Isabelle retorted with an eye roll. She stood up with irritation. "Honestly, I'm sure there is no creature on Earth with a dick limper than yours. "
She got up and sat in the row ahead of her next to the girl who spoke to her. If she sat another two seconds with that other guy, her brain would melt from the sheer idiocy. "I've never been to jail before," the girl said. "Should be fun. It'll be something to put on applications." 

"I got locked in the mall security office for a good ten minutes once. It was a very traumatizing experience." She told her, "I'm Isabelle, you?"