[quote=KuroTenshi]
Sooo what about the thousands of religions that existed before it that had their own origin stories? :p
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False. Every one of them. It doesn't matter that they're similar to the Judea-Christian story, they're automatically false becausethebiblesaysso. 

The Bible also said Jordan was awesome and you should worship him. No, don't look for it in your copy, it's a later addition, but don't worry, it's inspired by God just the same. ;)