Hey, I give people the chance to live out their fantasies as super powered individuals, if only for my amusement. I practically create backstories here. Wanna be the brooding anti-hero badass who's family was killed by a mob boss? I'll set up that hit. You want to control that giant alien robot but don't want to have to worry about school? I'll have the asteroid fall on your home and give you a sense of purpose. Nothing comes without a price, but it's [i]worth it.[/i]