Hahaha Oh God, MREs... Most of them were pretty good, but there was this one... Igraine, you and your husband probably remember it.

"Cheese And Veggie Omelet". It was equal parts pain and sawdust, haphazardly mixed and thrown into a bag, to sit in another bag, that was put in a box and then stored on a shelf for interminable years until some poor yahoo had to try and choke it down. I've eaten it hot, cold, room temperature, and with every conceivable mix of Tobasco, Sriracha, and MRE Cheese Spread available.

None of it helped. It was like an edible holocaust, and is proof that life is nothing more than the whim of a cruel and sadistic god.

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