[quote=Sherlock Holmes]
There was no stipulation of it only being a 'one time thing'. You're a false advertiser and I want my money back.
[/quote]

Well, seeing as you paid me nothing, sure, I'll give you a full refund. I'll even throw in $5 in store credit by way of apology.

Note that the only item you can buy for $5 is a pitiful and useless death in the story within one paragraph of you first being introduced. :sun