Okay so there was this genius right? 
And he figured out how to clone himself
So he spent like 32 years making a cloning process that wouldn't kill him. 
When he finally cloned himself he made one fatal mistake 
His clone, almost perfect in every way, swore in a way that would make a sailor cry
Like 
every other word was shit
so one day the genius got fed up with his clone's bullshit 
and takes him to a bridge, and throws him off the edge
well, the police were quickly on scene and arrest the genius

and what was he arrested for? 

An obscene clonefall