[quote=Palamon]
I mean dang. I'm sittin' here all "Holy crap she's hot. Dammit I want his facial hair. Oh shit his eyes. Dear god, that woman's face is giving me chills, they're multiplying. Its ELECTRIFYING. Dammit that guy has a strong jaw, I want that." I mean wow. We must be some sort of sect of society where the beautiful rate is 100:1.
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You don't want facial hair. For one there's the itchy stage, it's horrible. Then, if you have a goatee like I do/did/do you have to keep it in line which takes a lot of work :( Unlike Mammoth's beard which I've been jealous of since I joined RPG originally. Makes my Scottish blood boil with admiration and anger when another man grows a better beard than I, myself can :P