TRANSMIT - initiate inaugural signal - RECEIVE - initiate beguiling frequency - DOWNLOAD - initiate feminine syntax - PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC - there once was a man from Beijing - AND HIDE HER AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD - where I'm going all my demons disappear - YOU HAVE LIMITATIONS DON'T GO CHASING FLIES - cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels - WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT STUPID BUNNY SUIT? - the tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers! - WITNESS - EnchantedMedow

Welcome to the Guild, EM -- I'd prefer to call you that, if you don't mind. There was no mistaking you for a male...at least not a straight male. I would suspect you may like a modern fantasy apocalyptic story. I may eventually be able to provide you with that, so long as you have no issues with occasional research. I'll try not to make it extremely difficult research, what with at least some of your posts being from mobile devices.