So sorry for the delay! I hit a bit of a block thursday and had a busy few days afterwards.

I'm not abandoning this. Going back to making the intro now. I will not sleep until it's done.

@Doedie- Because of the reasons you highlighted in the PM, I will accept that vessel. I am convinced that you will not use this to debalance the game or otherwise disrupt things. (If anyone would like to see the reasons for themselves.... I'd discourage you from looking so that you can watch things develop with full appreciation, but I will reply via PM if you ask to know. I get that me suspending a rule in one case deserves explanations.)

@Rhymer- Accepted. 

@Rare- Looking forward to your bio.

EDIT:

INTRO
POSTED

Go crazy, folks.