[quote=Host]
...*Uppercuts all of you instantly*
[/quote]

*Some of us fall backwards, some of us stumble back a bit, and a couple show almost no reaction to it whatsoever. Zoey cuts a crack in the ground with a big red scythe and jams the hilt of it into the crack, causing the earth to shake violently and disturb balance. Then she opens a little portal in front of her, kicks through it, and it opens up directly in front of Unity and hits him square in the nose*