[quote=Rupdeus]
I floated above Sam and I let a brown muddy thing fall on it. I call the brown muddy thing 'poop'. I just 'pooped' on Sam. I curse Sam with the need to poop.
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I looked over as Sam felt surprised. He had this strange brown stuff on him. He needed something.

" What do you need?" I asked sam.

"I feel the inexplicable urge to defecate." Sam replied

"Well that doesn't make sense. You need a digestive system to even feel that." I say, giving him the ability to defecate when he feels he needs to.

((Where is this even going?))