Security Guard: *Stonfaced* "I'm sorry but I need to ask you all to disperse, this is in violation of ship rules a-... You there!"

Patron: "...Yes?"

Security Guard: "Are you trying to drink a Margarita?"

Bartender: "What do you mean trying?" *holds up bottle* "100% Agave sir."

Security Guard: ... ... ....

Bartender: "Want some?"

Security Guard: "...Yes."