I really don't understand why you fundies have such an aversion to evolution when so many other sciences and theories agree that the Old Testament is complete horseshit. The Young Earth Creationists devote all this time to trying to prove that evolution is some kind of satanist hoax or whatever, but then forget that the simple fact that humans have been to space and have satellites that orbit around the Earth contradicts the very first chapters of Genesis. The firmament cosmic model proposed in the first 10 or so verses of Genesis, where you have a flat world encased by a domelike firmament that surrounds the sky from "above waters", is obviously wrong as hell. According to Genesis, there is no space to even go to - rockets would just crash into this big dome above the world. Clearly, that's not how the sky/space works, seeing as we have a fleet of satellites whizzing over our planet that relay weather information, satellite photography, and the very telecommunications signals that make this post possible.

So why don't I see you fundies trying to boycott NASA? Clearly space is a lie by Satan to trick little children away from going to church.

Seriously, though. Why can;t you people just join the Catholics, Lutherans, etc. and agree that evolution is the only working explanation for the diversity of life on Earth?