A wants to villify me, to corrupt your view of me! Don't listen brother!

Next time I shall write that "he pushed her with enough force to get the point across, about .5 newtons of force exerted upon her mass, before walking 7 steps in a parallel line in order to raise his voice to what would universally be called an Outdoor Voice, around 70 decibels."

By the way, looking up newtons and decibels for this joke was a BITCH.

EDIT: Originally I was gonna say like 5 newtons, but that's 5 times earth's gravity, so I'm glad I actually looked up this stuff. Did you know people can talk about as loud as a car?

EDIT2: Just so we're clear, I'm not mad or anything, love you guys