[quote=Jorick]
Also make yourself a pilot and make Toellner your mecha, so that you can get all up in his cockpit. It's what he deserves for being a little in this thread. 
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This...
[quote=Jorick]
Write a spamfic in the style of a mecha anime, where some people are pilots and others are the AI system in the mechas.
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I mean this, might be fun. Though, I haven't seen any "mecha anime" so I would have nothing to go off of.