Everyone is doing it, so I might as well jump off the cliff :p

Here's my revised army for review:
The Crossroads Negotiators [210] 
10 [1,000] Drider, Royal Guard (5 Infantry, 5 Ranged) [70]
10 [1,000] Dark Elf, Elite (5 Infantry, 5 Ranged) [40]
30 [50,000] Goblin, Elite (20 Infantry, 10 Ranged) [90]
8 [1,600] Snotling, Slave (Infantry) [1]

Occto's Personal Guard
1 [200] Murioanthrope, Elite Ranged [3]
1 [200] Murioanthrope, Elite Infantry [3]
1 [100] Arachnid, Infantry [3]