[quote=Jorick]
Write a spamfic in the style of a mecha anime, where some people are pilots and others are the AI system in the mechas.Also make yourself a pilot and make Toellner your mecha, so that you can get all up in his cockpit. It's what he deserves for being a little shit in this thread. 
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This is the best idea I've heard in awhile. If Joe doesn't do it, I'm doing it.