Mawkish was glad noteSorrowful responded. Talking to a Dersite was bound to be more interesting than her back up plan of reading "Ms Paint's Adventures", as good as this comic was.

[TE] Started Tiddling noteSorrowful [NS]
[TE] Hey there how are you?
[TE] My name is Mawkish Escort.
[NS] Hello Mawkish, I am Torpid Guide.
[NS] How can I help you?
[TE] Well to be honest Torpid, I simply decided to talk to you because I was bored, but we might as well make the best of it.
[TE] So do you want to be my client?