[quote=Euclid]
But I like having pillow hair.
[/quote]

Trust me...

{LOOKS AROUND TO SEE IF ANY LADIES ARE PRESENT,,, DISPLAYS STUBBY (yet flashy) WINGS}

Without a pair of these, all you have to attract females is your head fur... you do want a girlfriend, don't you?

{TURNS A CRITICAL EYE ON THE EGGS, TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT OVERDONE...}