[quote=Doivid]
It is a tradition to call new people who made a b-line for spam alts, as you should know. It's also become a maymay to accuse them of being Turt. Neither accusation is totally serious, so I don't know why you're making a speech about it now of all times.
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[quote=BrobyDDark]
The thing with calling every newcomer Turt is a joke, and if you say it and mean it then there is a major problem.
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Mostly because this newcomer clearly isn't aware it's a joke - and why would he be? 

I just think it makes more sense to haze newcomers for doing stupid shit that warrants it, rather than them just walking in doing nothing noteworthy.