[quote=Kaga] Mostly because this newcomer clearly isn't aware it's a joke - and why would he be? I just think it makes more sense to haze newcomers for doing stupid shit that warrants it, rather than them just walking in doing nothing noteworthy. [/quote] I've seen you jump on people based on assumptions plenty of times, so I don't know why it bothers you in this case. and like broby and I said: it's not very serious. Part of how the jokes here work is you're thrown into them without any prior knowledge. We accused a bunch of people of being Turt and they rolled with it and figured it out and starting playing around with it, much like Derp did. Trying to figure out what makes this situation different from all the others.