Hatter:
Yes, "hagel" are the tiny hurtful pieces of lead that comes out the business-end of a shotgun, and also the tiny hurtful pieces of ice that sometimes fall from the sky. And you keep that potato in, it's too late for you anyway. 

I think Batman is really cool. And I'm not just saying that because I just finished Arkham City... I like how he always has a plan, and a backup plan, and a backup backup plan. That mofo is organized, and he keeps all his shit in a belt. No super power though, that would break the laws of reality. 
Captain America... No super hero. As we all know "Super" is latin for "above". The captain is at the peak of human... Everything, but not above it, thus not super. 
I had to explain this to a friend just a few days ago after guardians of the galaxy. It was frustrating...