Xanti sat at the bar, gorging on the free peanuts, "Say, bartender, is there anything else for fr--"
The Dwarf pointed to the sign, "Peanuts free for patrons [b]ONLY![/b]"
"Y'know what that means? You're gonna have to buy something."
"Can I buy your wife?"
The dwarf looked angry, "NO! Now buy som--"
"Yeah, I shouldn't buy something that's already free." He cackled
The dwarf literally kicked him out into the street, "An' stay out!"
"Fine, ya bastard," he put his face up to the window, "I'm not inside, I'm not insi-ide!" He chanted loudly and obnoxiously.