[quote=WilsonTurner]
cool
can i go there now?
cause imight be the first!
WOOOO!
FIRST
EXPLORER
IN THIS
UNIQUE
HELL!
[/quote]

How about you start your first post in a dream sequence where you're trapped in the infinite void, then you post a link to some metal which he hears playing in the distance as he is brought back to reality by your good music sense?