Natsu: -scratches head- yeah sorry. Traumatic things happened when I was wee little and lazy-ass "saved you from the scum of this planet. You were naught but a babe" -impersonating Lazarus-
Lo: -sigh- why you call him that?
Natsu: Cause like Garp he couldn't raise a kid if he was the last responsible adult on the planet and didn't have much time to 'oversee' my growing up.
Lo: ah. -claps for CW- it was either that or the Labyrinth one...