Sable: ...right. now then. (walks up to Sammy and puts his hands on his shoulders) Sammy, i know it's gonna be hard, but i need to know if you used protection when you were with Natsu or not.
Sammy: p-protection?
Sable: ya know... put something on your... thing.
Sammy: umm... maybe?
Sable: (grabs Sammys shirt) EXPLAIN. [b]NOW[/b].
Sammy: W-w-w-well Natsu did put something o-on my thing before we did it but i didn't know what it was!
Sable: was it made of rubber?
Sammy: y-yeah. yeah it was.
Sable: *sigh* okay that's good. it's okay everyone! Natsu is most likely not pregnant!
Tobias: most likely?