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Richard: *try's to stand up but falls over* Leo I forgot to how are my wounds doing?
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Leo: Oh, uh, I'm not sure...we were all drunk and passed out for two days. But, considering that you fought someone as strong as Tobias and lived, and kinda just sat there for two days, most of the bones in your body should be shattered and broken, your jaw will need to be wired back into place, some internal bleeding is likely, and you might have a minor case of severe brain damage. 
IT: So, basically, you'd be dead if this were canon.
Leo: Exactly.
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Dani: .... ... ... .. ... ... .... ... .... So what's Natsu's secret?
CW: *Cocks gun*
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IT: Her secret is that she actually slept with 2chains.
Sokolov: What a twist!
IT: Why aren't you slapping the shit out of Toridus to get him to shut up and sit down? Leonard needs his dignity back.
Sokolov: Commander is in happy place.
Toridus: *crab walking in the background*