[quote=Lucius Cypher]
In unrelated news, have you guys ever had that one time as a kid when you were at the supermarket looking at candy or whatever, than went back to follow your mom, only to realize at the check out line that you followed a woman who was totally not your mom? I remember. It was a good thing the lady was so nice, cause my stupid six year old self did not know what the fuck he had to do.
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I had that happen to me once. Differences are it was at Disneyland, it was my dad I was looking for, and I had tried holding the hand of the guy who I had confused with my dad. I'm glad I was 6 (or whatever age I was at the time), or that could have been way more awkward.