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Kettlebrick turned to admire his new entourage. He scratched his ass in frustration. "Boys, I don't think you understand the situation near as well as you think you do. This is no young fawn here." He waved his hand, and the trident returned to his grasp. He pointed it as Nolita. "I'm afraid we have no choice but to finish her off. You have no reason to be suspicious of a guy like me," continued Kettlebrick as he radiated a suspicious black aura.
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