Penny swings back into a tree an has a seat on a branch
[B]"Dear Administrators
My. Name is Penny and it's not short for Penelope it's simply Penny.
As you have no doubt noticed I don't play well with others an I dislike taking orders from shadowy authorities who's agenda is completely unknown to me.
I don't respond to threats and I don't jump through hoops unless the hoops look like a bunch of fun.
Now I am willing to meet you half way if you are willing to give me some Idea of the goals you've set for me and what rewards you as the great almighty are offering
I'm looking around at this facility and see a crap ton of governmental money was spent for it's construction. And while I like to think the political types love wasting money I remember that our system also does a good number of projects which have well thought out goals.
Now if you'd like to inform me of what you need me to do and it's more detailed than "Follow Orders" or something like that then leave in my room or whisper it in my ear.
Your Pet an Loving Science Experiment Penny[/B]

Says Penny aloud in a conversational tone as if she were dictating a letter