In my head, it's like Footloose but classier.

Now, something interesting happened here. I wrote up my post prior to realising that we had some order now and posted it except my browser crashed and that was that. Except, having rewritten half the post and deciding not to post for a little while, apparently my browser rescued it and has posted it anyway. So, basically, it's fate, and, if you want to go first, you have to argue with fate. Or, rather, the mods. xD

Apparently it should be Biggie next, then.