[quote=The Irish Tree]
HEY, I DON'T AFFILIATE WITH THOSE SLUTS! FORNICATE WITH EVERYTHING. EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING. YOU EVER WAKE UP COVERED IN YOUR ASSHOLE CARNATION BUSH NEIGHBOR'S POLLEN? NO. YOU DON'T. THE BEES ARE TO BLAME TOO, ASSHOLES SPREADING POLLEN AROUND LIKE A SPERM BANK. YOU LIVE IN MY BRANCHES, YOU PLAY BY MY RULES YOU BUMBBLEFUCKS!
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True. But at least they don't just drop their seed down wherever it pleases them.