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You want David talk? I concretely congratulate you on your exemplary achievement regarding superior athletic skills in a running class of American Soccer, specifically. You have my greatest wishes and condolences on the off chance that you do not succeed on any level failing to you, subjectively.
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Summary: He congratulates you on your achievement of superior athletic skills in American Soccer. He offers you his condolences if you don't succeed. =P