[quote=Freeshooter92]
So I've got this crate of surplus virgins, what should I do again?
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You got a crate!? Who cares about what's inside. Caress it's many sides, all six perfectly paralleled sides, bow before it's wood and/or metal visage that gleams eternally with the goodness of the universe. Yes, crate is all that is, was, and ever will be. Long live the crate!

(Video game designer inside joke.)