[quote=Guilty Spark]
I need daily insulin injections, and I spent 4 days in the ICU when medicaid (state-run health insurance) stopped covering me for a few months.
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Okay you win. All I needed was an injection of steroids, and a big bit of "why the fuck didn't you see the other doctor instead?" advice. 

Daily injections eh? My boss has that shit, it don't look pretty. He carries around that finger pricking machine, and a man bag of his 5-a-day fun runs... but then he is like, 50. You aint that old are you? 50 year olds don't know what anime is.