“What the fuck,” Kazuya mouthed to himself in utter disbelief as a big, gold SOMETHING just came crashing down from the sky like a proverbial flash of lightning, hurriedly backing away from the thrashing shape whilst he was still flat on his ass, “What the absolute and utter fu-”

“GOD FUCKING DAMMIT,” It shrieked with rage, climbing back to its gigantic feet with an earth-shaking stomp and promptly caving a nearby factory roof in with a single blow from a similarly gigantic fist, “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT.”

Kazuya didn’t really consider himself the person to fall apart under stress, but as far as ridiculous situations went, this was far too much, even for him- it was like he’d been scooped up from real life and dumped ungraciously into a crappy tv show. He was usually a fan of those things, but he certainly wasn’t a fan of this situation, whatever the hell it was, and so as the big metal thingie raged on, he climbed to his feet and turned, intending to take a chance on the fickle bitch known as lady luck, preparing to run as-

“OI!”

“Shitshitshit,” He hissed under his breath, the sudden yell from behind him making him jump before promptly freezing in place. Had it seen hi-

“Get the fuck back here, you little bastard.”

Yup. It had. 
“Shit,” Kazuya muttered to himself again, before turning back to face the big metal thing as it lowered a demand at him. Best to comply with the thing that could probably squish him like a bug without a second thought.

As he turned, he noticed the creature seemed disoriented; he couldn’t clue enough out from the body language (considering how alien the body in question seemed to be) to make a confident judgement, but his knowledge of human body language gave him the impression of the creature that it (he? It sounded like a he. Unless it was popping steroids and 20 packs a day back home- did giant metal monster things even need those?) that it was distressed. Thinking rationally, it screaming and ranting in disbelief about something could have been a tip-off to that; but hey, it wasn’t like he was thinking rationally at the t-

“I said get back here!” It demanded again, this time growling rather than screaming or yelling as its (no, it’s definitely a he, giant monsters don’t need steroids and they probably don’t make cigarettes that big- what about a monster blunt, though? Probably not, just a figure of speech), voice brought Kazuya back to attention. He’d drifted off again. God knows how in this situation.

“Alright, alright, I’m coming,” He replied, trying to sound confident and calm, but only succeeding at sounding halfway between there and how utterly freaked out he actually was, “I’m coming.”

He relaxed a little bit as the metal monster didn’t fall back on screaming again, and he quickly began to edge closer as he seemed to relax itself. 

“Where the fuck am I?” He asked, in a tone that seemed to make abundantly clear he was still pissed off despite the attempt at relaxing himself, as he eyed the small thing in front of him edge his way back towards him, “Tell me that and I’ll hold off on squishing you like a-”

Whatever presumably insignificant creature from back where he came from he was going to use as an example to illustrate the ease with which he could crush Kazuya, the young man would never quite find out; before he could finish his sentence, the electricity still crackling in the air burst out again and something came crashing down to earth with all the grace and dignity of a cat in cement shoes.

Right on top of the gold thingie. 

“-VABITCH,” a hulking blue shape screamed out as it landed on top of the gold creature, causing them both to fall straight to the ground with an impact that shook it and, once again, knocked Kazuya flat on his ass.

This time, Kazuya seemed a little more prepared; compared to his initial reaction to the gold thing’s arrival, this blue thing arriving didn’t seem to have quite the same effect. Sure, he stared open-mouthed at it (well, probably a ‘he’, too- guessing the same logic applied to this one as the other one- why wouldn’t it?) for an increasingly long period of time as the two monsters rolled about on the ground, but there wasn’t quite the same feeling of being dropped into a crappy anime as before. Now things were just getting cliche.

Out of his thoughts and back in reality, it seemed like the gold thing had had the attitude knocked out of him a bit by having the blue thing land on him; at the very least, it seemed that way when, instead of violence or hurling abuse, he only opened his mouth and asked “A-Atlur? Is that y-you?” in a weak, groaning tone of voice.

“Yeah, it’s me,” the blue thing replied in a similar groan, before a limb reached out and grasped the nearby roof so that it could pull itself to its feet, “You get grabbed by those gold things too?”

“Y-yeah,” The gold thing replied, crawling across the ground and into the open space before it as the blue thing eased itself off of him.