[quote=BingTheWing]
Pfft. Picky picky. How about a Jacob's Creek? *magically dons a suave waiter's outfit, and summons a wine bottle, glass, and a plate of oysters and cheese*
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*flips plate*

I don't eat seafood, and wine is too weak. Must I do everything myself? 

*pulls out a bottle of Fireball Whiskey*