[quote=Prince]b) I would totally list "cup size" on a female appearance sheet, but I'm fairly sure EVERY SINGLE potential roelplayer would assume the worst. I mean, how could they know it was for the Jig Clause?[/quote]

Not sure I'd go that far. :lol

[b]New Gripe[/b]

"My teenager had a horrible abused life with horrible parents and everyone hated them. That's why they have an incredible diet, a sticky tape six pack, have mastered three martial arts, are masters of throwing daggers, own a diamond katana, have a Japanese name but can't speak one word of Japanese, and are sniper rifle masters that can somehow fire one three times their own height in length and not have their shoulder completely [i]shattered[/i]."

Or...

"I am a werevampyriewolf that was once a vampire hunter but became one and accidentally ate my entire family. PITY ME. PLEEAASSEEEE"