[i]Dearest Jason [s]and Jacob[/s], 

Please be advised that, due to my lack of "normal" attire, I have found it necessary to borrow a few non-essential items. They will be returned promptly - if not destroyed. Because of the nature of this mission, they probably will be - I hope you have no sentimental attachments, particularly to the tie.

With love, 

Genesis[/i]