I'm glad I could give everyone a chuckle. Bill is proving fun to write for; I get to unleash my inner curmudgeon, and it's fun parodying the old Foreman in my life that I based him on. ;)

Coincidentally named Darrel Williams. Though he was much smaller than Bill, physically, the entire pipeline knew of Old Darrel's temper, and to stay out of the way lest he start tossing gear when something went wrong.