[quote=Larfleeze]
People need to know about the world's first rtificial esbian ifeform, or the 'A.L.L', if you will.
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And on Larfleeze's quest to uncover the secrets of the A.L.L and leak them to the public, he meets Darog, the talking badger. He seems relatively normal, until it is revealed he is the god if badgers.

Larfleeze gets the Staff of Badgers, a staff that summons deadly rabid Badgers to kill Larfleeze's enemies.