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It's large, gaudy, and sure to draw the attention of every bandit in a hundred mile radius. It's perfect for your nation, Iur! ;p
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Bandits? What are bandits to 20 tonnes of steel!

Plus it can be sized to whatever it convenient. From large with chains to wrap around the handle of a weapon or decorate yourself to small and pocket sized for when those pesky inquisitors come knocking.