[quote=thewizardguy]
*we both nod*As such, I've decided to number us. I'm number one, and he's number two.As such, I've decided to number us. I'm number one, and he's number two.
[/quote]

I walk over and put a little sign with A on one matt and 1 on the other. 
"There. now you are matt a and you are matt 1."