[hider=Side note]
"If that's what you're planning now, please just throw me into the lake right here and now so that I can at least drown and meet my gods properly."
-Marcus

It'd be funny if they actually took him up on that offer, like: 
"Sure, no problemo. Artemis, help me for a moment, if you take his legs and I take his arms..." *swing him overboard* "Well, that's one evoker less on my list! Team Twinkledee to the resqueee!" [/hider]