Surely Disciple! You may have a special order of whatever you like -- caramel, chocolate, strawberry, or me! I suggest going with me. Here, let me get you a menu -- I mean, message, yeah. In private.

Of course Rare! Let me just tiddy things up around my tabs and I'll start a private message. 

Private messages keep this thread look as less intimidating as possible. Apparently, dragons seem to intimidate people. Or walls of text and tons of page numbers.