[quote=Rtron]
Torack, Torack. We both know how this is going to end! You're going to try and usurp my rule, I'm going to shoot you with a double barrel shotgun, and stay in power. I'll get to your CS soon. In the meantime, sacrifice a virgin, a puppy, a bald eagle, and a Servant of the Darkness to to the flames to appease me.
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Usurp you? In order for one to be usurped they would have to be in a position of power, or otherwise influential standing. 

Unlike these two greedy "deities", I don't need y'all to sacrifice anything, your sacrifices wouldn't benefit me anyway and would just waste your precious times and make y'all look stupid. So to save you the trouble (and your integrity), all y'all have to do is constantly proclaim how awesome I am and I'll grant y'all power to overthrow these self-righteous gods. I'll even add a bonus mansion as a sign of good will. 'Cause I'm awesome!