[quote=Lucius Cypher]
"Hypothetical orc here! You better make that shot count, Athalus. Most orcs can take one to the face. And they usually have friends who won't take kindly to someone poking their friend with sticks, if you catch my drift."
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'You. You're not helping.'

[quote=Freeshooter92]
'Yeah, that's what all the crossbowmen I fought thought too, right before I jammed an iron spike through their faces! If you don't learn how to fight, how are you gonna save her from the hypothetical dragon! YOUR REFUSAL TO FIGHT ME IS INDIRECTLY KILLING YOUR DAUGHTER!'[/quote]

'Yes, but they just stood there! I'd be ducking, weaving, barrel rolling...When in the name of all the Gods are we going to fight a Dr-....That's cheating and you know it. Pulling that card on me...*grumbles* Fine. I'll spar with you.'

[quote=Lucius Cypher]
*MULAN FUCK YEAH*
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Called it as soon as you said the beginning of the song.