TRANSMIT - initiate Blaidd Drwg signal - RECEIVE - initiate Arkytior codex - REVERT - initiate the great hum - EVERYTHING MUST COME TO DUST - initiate subtropical chant - FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY - hollow out the husk - THERE IS NO PAIN, YOU ARE RECEDING - do not feed after midnight - SEND IN THE CLOWNS - let's get Mikey, he hates everything - I'M A DOCTOR, NOT AN ENGINEER - one such occurence was the fourth of november - THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL - only a congeries of iridescent globes, yet stupendous in its malign suggestiveness - WITNESS - EmptyProvidence

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