Wouldn't this be more fitting in spam?

1. James Bond (Daniel Craig version)
2. Kirigaya Kazuto
3. Agent 47
4. [s]Michonne[/s] Sir Derpestein
5. Billie Joe Armstrong

Where we would hide: Everywhere, because we're all (with the exception of Billie Joe, possibly) stealthy as fuck.

Though if we had to stay anywhere, it would be a cargo ship with six lifetime supplies of food and water.

Edited to compliment Derp's post.