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*My eyes burn orange, then my teeth become jagged*I AM A .*Breathes deeply for a while until I return to normal*I am a Claymore. If you must call me something offensive, call me Silver Eyed Witch. I'm used to that one.
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I am not trying to call you something offensive, my dear. It is only a force of habit. I will try not to say Everypony and Anypony. Do you have a suggestion as to what to say instead?"